The Fuzzy Treatment: State of the Xoom Today

[furbearingmammal]

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[alphawave7]

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:P
Oh! I also wanted to add the bezel differences...the Nook's bezel is contoured, and has that satin grippy paint texture on it (like my Nexus One's) and feels better in my hands (weight matters!) than the Xoom. These tabs have to have bezels, and B&N got it right. The perfect tab for me would be the form factor of Nook Color, with the performance of Xoom 2..heck, Xoom 3.

[furbearingmammal]

Nook Color with a full water-cooling system, supercharger, and a chambered exhaust system, running on pure ethanol. I think we've just designed the perfect tablet.

Oh, and the fully holographic 3D interface simulating a 60" 2048Hz display beamed directly onto the retina with correction for vision imperfections calibrated with an active laser scanner.

[alphawave7]

Nook Color with a full water-cooling system, supercharger, and a chambered exhaust system, running on pure ethanol. I think we've just designed the perfect tablet.

Oh, and the fully holographic 3D interface simulating a 60" 2048Hz display beamed directly onto the retina with correction for vision imperfections calibrated with an active laser scanner.

..and a keg tap. Set It And Forget It...As Seen on TV, soon on your tablet.

[furbearingmammal]

No purchase necessary, 0% interest, no money down, no payments for twelve months, no credit? No problem!

And I feel like I just stepped into a George Carlin routine.

[Martin030908]

... amazing it's shipping without the 4G modem...

VZW is getting a little too comfortable with themselves. They're banking on the fact most customers won't leave because of their coverage... it's just not right.

[RayBan]

... amazing it's shipping without the 4G modem...

VZW is getting a little too comfortable with themselves. They're banking on the fact most customers won't leave because of their coverage... it's just not right.

i agree 100.000%. they need to step it up...

i must say though... i was very surprised that the xoom was so open. that's quite a start contrast from all other recently released moto devices.

[verwon]

Love the writing.

On the Xoom, though, epic fail.

Beamed down to the earthlings from my eVo

[Droid-Xer]

The xoom is the best tab out, minor flaws and all

[furbearingmammal]

No argument here. And I don't even own one. :D