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    Chuck Norris is the original iPhone killer.

    Buy it, touch it, use it,
    charge it,
    app it, mod it, root it, format it...technologic

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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity..... twice!

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    Chuck Norris visited France last year....they surrendered.
    Come here little sheep; I have a nice juicy apple for you!
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    Geico saved money by switching to Chuck Norris

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    Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

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    -Chuck Norris takes candies from strangers.
    -Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
    -Chuck Norris can see the Invisible Man.
    -When Chuck Norris eats Chinese food, he actually eats little Chinamen.
    Come here little sheep; I have a nice juicy apple for you!
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    Chuck Norris calls the doctor when his erection DOESN'T last longer than 4 hours.
    Nexus One and luvin it
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    Chuck Norris does NOT do Pushups....He Pushes the Earth Down
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    When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help

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    July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not

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