The Chuck Norris Thread

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    Senior Member judeeg's Avatar
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    The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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    Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter....and he hates Fabio.
    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding.
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    The show Survivor almost didn't make it to tv. The original plot involved putting people on a desert island with Chuck Norris. No one survived.

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    Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

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    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

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    In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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    chuck norris' tears can cure cancer and aids... too bad...he never cries!
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    A sports fashion designer came up with concept of "Under Armour" after seeing a picture of a topless Chuck Norris.

    The Titanic didn't collide with an iceberg, it ran into Chuck Norris who was going for a leisurely evening swim across the atlantic ocean.

    Bombing Nagasaki and Hiroshima with Atom Bombs didn't cause the surrender of the Japanese during World War II, the threat of Chuck Norris invading Japan did.

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    Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it
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