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    chuck norris does not have a chin behind his beard only another fist

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    Chuck Norris fists are so deadly that they are defined as "weapons" within the meaning of the Criminal Code of Canada.

    UFC is an mma fight promotion for all mma fighters who are too afraid to fight Chuck Norris. UFC stands for "U Fear Chuck".

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    If you call the Department of Homeland Security, Chuck Norris answers the phone.

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    July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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    Chuck Norris does not go hunting, Hunting implies he might not get anything. Chuck norris goes killing
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    Chuck Norris already got the Froyo update!
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    chuck norris invinted google and there for made the nexus one
    Iphone has an app for that.......Nexus does not need apps its already perfect

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    Chuck Norris already has 3.0 Ice Cream update.
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    When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
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    If you type "Chuck Norris" in any password field, it will be correct.
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