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    The Chuck Norris Thread

    Post your awsome Chuck Norris jokes here :rofl3:

    Why are there handicap parking signs in the parking lot?
    Thats Chuck Norris's warning to you if you ever park in his spot.
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    Chuck Norris actually died many centuries ago, but Death is too afraid to tell him.
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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

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    The original line to the Dos Equis Ad was "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's because Chuck Norris told me to."
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    Chuck Norris let the dogs out. Gotta problem with that?
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    Chuck Norris never sleeps. He only waits.
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    Why isn't this a part of grade 12 math curriculum?

    Math Equation
    Google means Googol, which is 1 with 100 zeros, which is of course the age of Chuck Norris.

    Nexus means the core or centre, There is only one true centre of anything, the centre of the universe. If you were to travel to the centre of the universe you'd find Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is the centre of the universe.

    One is Chuck Norris' favourite number (even though Chuck Norris can divide by zero) because there is only one Chuck Norris.

    Therefore the equation is as follows:

    Age x Centre of All Things x Singular Omnipotent Being = X

    X is the logo for Google Nexus One

    Therefore the attributes of Chuck Norris = X, and X = Google Nexus One


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    MySpace actually isn’t your space, it’s Chuck’s (he just lets you use it).

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    A few years ago, Chuck Norris farted while swimming off the Atlantic coast...a few days later people called this Hurricain Katrina.
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