Chuck Norris Facts

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    Chuck Norris caught Bigfoot but let him go. Because Chuck believes in catch and release.

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    When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.

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    Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.

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    Chuck Norris can do wheelies on a unicycle

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    chuck norris isnt irish. his hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

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    Red Bull is actually canned Chuck Norris sweat.

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    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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    On May 7 1945 Nazi. Germany surrendered to the US.
    On May 6 1945 Chuck Norris was born .

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    When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.




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