Chuck Norris caught Bigfoot but let him go. Because Chuck believes in catch and release.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can do wheelies on a unicycle
chuck norris isnt irish. his hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
Red Bull is actually canned Chuck Norris sweat.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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On May 7 1945 Nazi. Germany surrendered to the US.
On May 6 1945 Chuck Norris was born .
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When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be one Chuck Norris.