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    Chuck Norris Facts

    An old favorite thread of mine resurrected

    Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.




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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

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    when chuck norris calls 1-900 numbers he doesnt get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by x-tac23 View Post
    when chuck norris calls 1-900 numbers he doesnt get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out!!
    Fail

    Sent from somewhere...

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    Chuck Norris doesn't have to dodge bullets, they get out of his way.

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    Chuck Norris IS "the most insteresting man in the world"

    (I love those commercials)

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    Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. Its true I looked it up on Wikipedia!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Droid-Xer View Post
    Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. Its true I looked it up on Wikipedia!
    never heard this one!

    +1!

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    There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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    Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

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