Favorite Movie Quotes
Since in my intro thread a couple us started quoting a movie I thought to myself "hey Jeff you know what you should do" "what's that Jeff's inner voice?" "you should create a thread for movie quotes!" "good idea inner voice, I love you, if you had hands I would high 5 you" The end.
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - Billy Madison
01-14-2011 06:36 PM
one of the greats...
Originally Posted by OneTenderRebel
now my favorite... from the Other Guys
“If we were in the wild, I would attack you. Even if you weren’t in my food chain, I would go out of my way to attack you! If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out in the middle of the ocean and freakin EAT YOU! And then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”
“Ok, first off, a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water! If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that makes sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot waves (I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa). Going up against a full grown 800-pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10. Well guess what? You’ve wandered into a school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion! We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated. And I said, ‘You know what?! Lion tastes good! Lets go get some more lion!’ We’ve developed a system: to establish a beachhead and to aggressively hunt you and your family. And we will corner you and your, your pride, your children.”
“How you gonna do that?”
“We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp! We will be able to track certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour 45? No problem! That’ll give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen, and then stalk you. You just lost in your own game. You’re outdone and outmanned……….Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? …..NOPE.”
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We played movie quote trivia at an old job of mine...loved it.
Love this thread!!!! Good idea. I'd high 5 your inner self if I could.
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hahaha yes that is one of the best scenes from that movie. Will Farrell is so good at that kind of stuff. I wonder if he improv'd that scene.
Wow... I'll have to subscribe to this thread and come back later.....
I'll start mine out though....
"Do or do not, there is no try" -You should know who said this....
Princess Diaries....Joe to Mia...Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent...
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Originally Posted by hollywood
Yay! You got it right!!!!!
Originally Posted by Garemlin
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Last edited by Martin030908; 01-14-2011 at 07:15 PM.