Jack Bauer Tries to find the Nexus One...

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    Cool Jack Bauer Tries to find the Nexus One...

    Rep: Hello. Thank you for visiting our chat service. May I help you with your order today?


    Jack Bauer: Yes! I need a new phone, and am waiting on the release of the CDMA Nexus One for Verizon, or the HTC Incredible.


    Jack Bauer: Would you happen to know the date?


    Rep: I'd be happy to help you with that.


    Rep: I do apologize but I have no way of accessing that information at this time. I do apologize for this.


    Jack Bauer: For either phone?


    Rep: We actually do not find out release dates any sooner than our customers so I do apologize for this.


    Jack Bauer: You couldn't pull a Chloe O'Brian and hack the system?


    Rep: I do apologize however I would not be able to do that and that is pretty funny.


    Jack Bauer: Haha, do you watch 24?


    Jack Bauer: Because I'm part of CTU, and I am going to leave the US and need a phone, and the Nexus One or the Incredible is what I need.
    Rep: We are unable to hold personal conversations. I do apologize for this.


    Rep: I do understand.


    Jack Bauer: This is not personal, I need this phone.

    Rep: I do understand however, I would be able to offer you one of our global devices.


    Jack Bauer: Nexus One?!


    Rep: I am unable to offer you this phone at this time, because we do not offer it in our lineup at this time. I do apologize.


    Jack Bauer: I do apologize that you keep apologizing.


    Rep: I could send you a link so that you could view our global ready phones if you would like.


    Jack Bauer: Yes, there is something else you can help me with, are there any new Android Devices coming out?


    Jack Bauer: Soon?


    Jack Bauer: Sure, I shall see.


    Jack Bauer: I'd love that link if you wouldn't mind sending it to me


    Rep: Ok I will actually have to send you several links as we have several different global devices is that ok?


    Jack Bauer: Sure


    Rep: I actually have no way to know if we will be getting any new Android phones.


    Jack Bauer: I seriously think you could find out one way or another...


    Jack Bauer: Legally, Illegally....


    Rep: I am unable to access this information I do apologize.


    Jack Bauer: Apologize Denied.


    Rep: I would be happy to assist you with any other questions you may have.

    Jack Bauer: Other than my Android Obsession?

    Rep: Please hold on while I check that information.


    Rep: HTC Imagio


    Jack Bauer: Windows Mobile...no Thanks...


    Jack Bauer: Any other recommendations?


    Rep: Blackberry Tour


    Jack Bauer: Had


    Jack Bauer: Also had the Pearl 8230...bad choice


    Rep: You are wanting a smartphone correct?


    Jack Bauer: Screen went out, and the only way to get it to work again was to hit it hard, or flip it open and closed really fast...


    Jack Bauer: Yes.


    Rep: Oh no.


    Jack Bauer: Then it snapped in half...


    Rep: Please hold on while I check that information.


    Rep: Sorry about that.


    Rep: Please hold on while I check that information.


    Jack Bauer: So I threw it at the NSA...


    Rep: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment.


    Rep: Do you not want a Blackberry period?


    Jack Bauer: Eh, anything is fine really...


    Jack Bauer: Not a flip phone...meaning anything but that pearl


    Rep: Blackberry Storm 2


    Jack Bauer: Had the Original...


    Rep: Please hold on while I check that information.


    Rep: I do apologize that is the only smartphones we offer that are global ready unless you wanted a netbook.


    Jack Bauer: OR a Nexus One?



    Rep: Sorry no Nexus 1 available at this time.


    Jack Bauer: ah HA! At this time..


    Jack Bauer: Well, that's obvious...


    Jack Bauer: Can you tell me if it will be in store?


    Rep: I would not be able to tell you that at this time either. I do apologize.


    Jack Bauer: That's Debatable...


    Jack Bauer: But do you know?


    Rep: I have no way of providing you with this information. I am sorry.


    Jack Bauer: You didn't answer my question though. Do YOU personally know the answer?



    Jack Bauer: Thanks for not saying "Apologize" ... Starting to get a bit old...


    Rep: At this time I do not know when it will be released.



    Jack Bauer: That's really debatable...

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    Dude I was laughing out loud reading that transcript. Thank you for the laugh that was absolutely hilarious. Well done.

    By the way, how do you chat with a verizon rep like that? I can't figure it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike2587 View Post
    Dude I was laughing out loud reading that transcript. Thank you for the laugh that was absolutely hilarious. Well done.

    By the way, how do you chat with a verizon rep like that? I can't figure it out.
    Act like you're setting up a new plan, choose a phone, and sometime a box will show up between steps, or before checkout, and then it says, "Would you like to chat with a Verizon Wireless Rep?" and just say yes.. gives you a good laugh haha..specially if you get someone with a INCREDIBLE SENSE of humor...

    (pun intended...HTC Incredible has the Sense UI for you slow people...)

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    Why is this off-topic? This is VERIZON...

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    That was hilarious! Thank-you so much for sharing. If you ever do anything like that again, please post. I loved it..!
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    Quote Originally Posted by judeeg View Post
    That was hilarious! Thank-you so much for sharing. If you ever do anything like that again, please post. I loved it..!
    Haha, My Pleasure! I enjoyed it, and so did the rep..

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    I do apologize that you keep apologizing.
    lol! Seems like you were having a conversation with an actual android. :rolleyes:

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    I asked the same questions yesterday and got the same "i dunno" response. I also called the local verizon store and the guy there said its probably not going to be anytime soon as they've not even received training material on them yet. So i'm not holding my breath for this month. My guess is sometime mid next month. I have no proof but from what i've seen online i don't get any indication its going to be anytime soon. In fact i get the feeling it is still weeks away, maybe a month or longer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwm2 View Post
    I asked the same questions yesterday and got the same "i dunno" response. I also called the local verizon store and the guy there said its probably not going to be anytime soon as they've not even received training material on them yet. So i'm not holding my breath for this month. My guess is sometime mid next month. I have no proof but from what i've seen online i don't get any indication its going to be anytime soon. In fact i get the feeling it is still weeks away, maybe a month or longer.
    Eh, well see...

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    man he can't score Renee Walker what makes you think he will score an N1?

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