Official Nexus One VERIZON thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nihilion View Post
    Hello everyone,

    I can confirm to you that Verizon Nexus One will be released THIS SUNDAY. It's Google's idea of an Easter egg. The source of this release date is my unearthly powers of logical deduction. Hidden surprises are commonly referred to as Easter eggs. The release date has heretofore been hidden (until now, that is). Easter is Sunday, and that's when the Easter Bunny comes. Therefore, it follows logically that Google is coordinating with the Easter Bunny to distribute this remarkable device via a system of plastic eggs, which split around the short axis thereby allowing objects to be placed inside. These eggs will be "hidden" in mildly inconvenient places such as beneath shrubs, inside BBQ grills, behind sheds, and in flower patches. Unfortunately, this mode of distribution implies that the Nexus Ones will be "first come-first serve", so you're going to want to keep your eyes peeled and ready to spring to action. Children will have the natural advantage of being closer to the ground and their tiny hands will reach more easily around corners and into tight spaces. PROTIP: You're can use your adult bulk as an advantage--i.e., don't be afraid to be aggressive. You can easily pick up a child and toss him/her aside if necessary. Children are also easily frightened and subsequently susceptible to intimidation tactics.

    Good luck! We've waited so long, but the N1 is finally arriving!
    I'm a VZW rep from Nebraska and I can confirm that everything this individual said is 100% true.

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    First come First serve??

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDuncan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nihilion View Post
    Hello everyone,

    I can confirm to you that Verizon Nexus One will be released THIS SUNDAY. It's Google's idea of an Easter egg. The source of this release date is my unearthly powers of logical deduction. Hidden surprises are commonly referred to as Easter eggs. The release date has heretofore been hidden (until now, that is). Easter is Sunday, and that's when the Easter Bunny comes. Therefore, it follows logically that Google is coordinating with the Easter Bunny to distribute this remarkable device via a system of plastic eggs, which split around the short axis thereby allowing objects to be placed inside. These eggs will be "hidden" in mildly inconvenient places such as beneath shrubs, inside BBQ grills, behind sheds, and in flower patches. Unfortunately, this mode of distribution implies that the Nexus Ones will be "first come-first serve", so you're going to want to keep your eyes peeled and ready to spring to action. Children will have the natural advantage of being closer to the ground and their tiny hands will reach more easily around corners and into tight spaces. PROTIP: You're can use your adult bulk as an advantage--i.e., don't be afraid to be aggressive. You can easily pick up a child and toss him/her aside if necessary. Children are also easily frightened and subsequently susceptible to intimidation tactics.

    Good luck! We've waited so long, but the N1 is finally arriving!
    I'm a VZW rep from Nebraska and I can confirm that everything this individual said is 100% true.


    Will their be a family plan... PLZ be a family plan!!!

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    So what exactly happened today that brought good info??

    This sunday release thing is clearly a joke, i read sunday release and got happy but then i read the rest and was like crap.......

    Any info on release dates?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Austinon24s View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JDuncan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by nihilion View Post
    Hello everyone,

    I can confirm to you that Verizon Nexus One will be released THIS SUNDAY. It's Google's idea of an Easter egg. The source of this release date is my unearthly powers of logical deduction. Hidden surprises are commonly referred to as Easter eggs. The release date has heretofore been hidden (until now, that is). Easter is Sunday, and that's when the Easter Bunny comes. Therefore, it follows logically that Google is coordinating with the Easter Bunny to distribute this remarkable device via a system of plastic eggs, which split around the short axis thereby allowing objects to be placed inside. These eggs will be "hidden" in mildly inconvenient places such as beneath shrubs, inside BBQ grills, behind sheds, and in flower patches. Unfortunately, this mode of distribution implies that the Nexus Ones will be "first come-first serve", so you're going to want to keep your eyes peeled and ready to spring to action. Children will have the natural advantage of being closer to the ground and their tiny hands will reach more easily around corners and into tight spaces. PROTIP: You're can use your adult bulk as an advantage--i.e., don't be afraid to be aggressive. You can easily pick up a child and toss him/her aside if necessary. Children are also easily frightened and subsequently susceptible to intimidation tactics.

    Good luck! We've waited so long, but the N1 is finally arriving!
    I'm a VZW rep from Nebraska and I can confirm that everything this individual said is 100% true.


    Will their be a family plan... PLZ be a family plan!!!
    And will it have 5G support and chop vegetables?!?!?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pewpewbangbang View Post
    So what exactly happened today that brought good info??

    This sunday release thing is clearly a joke, i read sunday release and got happy but then i read the rest and was like crap.......

    Any info on release dates?
    Maybe they'll release it tomorrow during the iPad launch to piss off Apple/Jobs even more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nihilion View Post
    Hello everyone,

    I can confirm to you that Verizon Nexus One will be released THIS SUNDAY. It's Google's idea of an Easter egg. The source of this release date is my unearthly powers of logical deduction. Hidden surprises are commonly referred to as Easter eggs. The release date has heretofore been hidden (until now, that is). Easter is Sunday, and that's when the Easter Bunny comes. Therefore, it follows logically that Google is coordinating with the Easter Bunny to distribute this remarkable device via a system of plastic eggs, which split around the short axis thereby allowing objects to be placed inside. These eggs will be "hidden" in mildly inconvenient places such as beneath shrubs, inside BBQ grills, behind sheds, and in flower patches. Unfortunately, this mode of distribution implies that the Nexus Ones will be "first come-first serve", so you're going to want to keep your eyes peeled and ready to spring to action. Children will have the natural advantage of being closer to the ground and their tiny hands will reach more easily around corners and into tight spaces. Therefore, you're going to have to use your adult bulk as an advantage--i.e., don't be afraid to be aggressive. You can easily pick up a child and toss him/her aside if necessary. Children are also easily frightened and subsequently susceptible to intimidation tactics.

    Good luck! We've waited so long, but the N1 is finally arriving!
    Good thought but i am 99.9% sure that they wouldn't release on the weekend (because of shipping) and especially a major Holiday. I am hoping the end of the coming week. And received my innocase from Seidio today, so i got

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamtotus View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Austinon24s View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JDuncan View Post

    I'm a VZW rep from Nebraska and I can confirm that everything this individual said is 100% true.


    Will their be a family plan... PLZ be a family plan!!!
    And will it have 5G support and chop vegetables?!?!?!?!?!?
    It will have 5g, but Unfortunately, it will only shred cheese, and chop carrots, no other vegetable support as of yet.

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    So what's the deal with people posting this stuff? I think I'm gonna say "bye" to this thread for awhile. I can't take all these rumors and speculation. Now it's Sunday b/c that's when the easter bunny comes... yada yada... Why couldn't the CTIA fairy bring it on the 23rd? Or even the laprechaun on St. Patty's day? Or the Cupid on Valentine's Day? Or MLK on MLK Day?

    When the phone hits the market, then I'll be back... but obviously on a rooting and Modding thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarreN1Droid View Post
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    Will their be a family plan... PLZ be a family plan!!!
    And will it have 5G support and chop vegetables?!?!?!?!?!?
    It will have 5g, but Unfortunately, it will only shred cheese, and chop carrots, no other vegetable support as of yet.
    Cheese support is nice, but I hear the Incredible will support vegetables and grind pepper as well.

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